This is a small private group tour (max 8) designed for Adults. We offers by far the most outrageous day tours in all of Scotland. Spend the Day traveling around Scotland, hearing the stories and learning about the area. Join us for the most colourful and unique day tour in Scotland ..... if you are easily offended you should not book this tour. This day tour is a Loch Lomond day tour .... for Stirling, The Scottish Borders, St Andrews or anything else please contact us for a custom itinerary
From the operator’s live schedule on Viator, checked Oct 3.
A large body of water and pretty scenery lol
Stop in this cute little village to wander the streets and get some food.
Meet and greet with a hairy coo …. This is like a giant dog … you can take photos with him and feed him (no mars bars or fish and chips… only the cow food provided)
Photo stop to see the castle (this is a photo stop you do not go inside the castle)
Climb up the hill (or ride the shuttle bus) to see the monument and get views of Stirling. (This does not include going inside the monument)
We will pick your group up from your hotel, airport, train station or anywhere else that we can pre arrange
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For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
The Dirty Day Tour lasts about 8–10 hours. The itinerary has 5 stops.
Prices start at $1,278 per person for this Glasgow experience, booked through Viator with the price shown before checkout. There is 1 booking option, so the final price depends on the option you choose.
According to the operator’s current schedule, it runs every day.
Yes. Cancel at least 1 day before the start for a full refund. Later cancellations are non-refundable.
Yes, pickup is offered. We will pick your group up from your hotel, airport, train station or anywhere else that we can pre arrange Pickup points include citizenM Glasgow, Sandman Signature Glasgow Hotel.
The experience is available in EN.
It is a private experience: only your party takes part. Up to 15 travellers can book together.
Confirmation is sent by the operator within 24 hours of booking.
Travellers rate it 5.0 out of 5 across 16 reviews on Viator and Tripadvisor; it is run by Dirty Daves.
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We had the most wonderful day. David was friendly, knowledgeable, and catered to us with amazing customer service. He listened to what we wanted to see then made it happen. He was fantastic with my daughter and did everything you want from a tour guide, anticipating our needs and delivering before we even knew to ask. Hands down, 100% recommend this tour to anyone visiting Scotland.
So glad I chose this tour! The day was timed brilliantly lots of time to explore and not just getting out for photos …. The guide was fantastic and I’d definitely use this company again.
Our family of four really enjoyed this day tour!! The day was very thoughtfully planned out, including meals and bathroom breaks just when they were needed. It was a great way to see a lot of Scotland in a very low stress, relaxed, and fun manner. The entire family had a great time with Dave. We enjoyed his stories, jokes, and humor, and can't wait to meet up with him again for a future trip!
Dave is hands down a riot! You’ll get plenty of that famous Scottish humor! But also a consummate professional anticipating his customers needs (like bathrooms without waiting for 30 others on big group tours) and makes for a tour where you can turn your brain off and enjoy yourself stress free!!
Absolutely fantastic tour! Dirty Dave is an incredible guide—knowledgeable, entertaining, and full of great stories that make the experience unforgettable. The scenery was breathtaking, and he took us to some hidden gems we would have never found on our own. The tour was well-paced, with the perfect balance of history, humor, and adventure. If you’re looking for an authentic and fun way to explore Scotland, this is the tour for you. Highly recommend!
From dusk til dawn we were taken care of. Dave made the historical tour fun with great stories. We enjoyed stoping at great eats and distillery’s. Dave was also helped ensure the itinerary fit our needs. 5/5 highly recommend
Best experience EVER! Recipe for how to make old history fun.....add Dirty Dave. Tours aren't my thing and neither are big groups, so we tried a personal tour with Dave and we couldn't have been happier. Besides laughing non stop, we learned a good bit of history that was easy to understand. We are already thinking about a Fall 2026 trip back but only if Dave is our guide!
My sister and I planned this trip thinking Scotland would be "one and done" and we would move on to another world travel adventure. We came to find out that half of an adventure depends on the guide you choose. Dirty Dave, with his excellent story telling, his sense of humor and his love for the country makes us determined to have a repeat adventure in Scotland......only if Dirty Dave is our fearless leader again!
Dave is a wonderful guide. He is so knowledgeable about the area & adds some colorful stories with the history. I can’t imagine a better or more fun guide! Will use him again if we even make it back to Scotland!!
Dave fit into our group perfectly. We adored him. Besides that he took excellent care of us. He knew the best places to go and arranged to see additional requests. He has interesting stories you’re going to want to hear, makes just the right amount of stops and processes good driving skills (very important for staying alive). All and all we would do the trip again in a heartbeat!
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