Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam (CYHIT)
Description
This tour of Amsterdam is much different than the usual politically correct. Think of this as the politically incorrect tour of Amsterdam, so bear that in mind when going on this tour. It will be full of bad language, bad taste jokes and, yes, of course, a history lesson!. No snowflakes allowed!
Tour Options
Itinerary
Our guide meets and greets, explains the tour and the location and the introduction of the city Amsterdam.
Details of why this place is and was so important. Your guide will give an overview about why this city is the way it is. Of course some fun local tips. Most importantly, the first registered tapper, Vrerick Geritssen starts selling beer 1606!
This is one of the oldest inhabited parts of the city. Your guide will describe how life was like back then, how much fun it was and what kind of stuff they dug up from this area.
We will share what each century contributed and what changes were done at this location. Naturally describe all the other modern day events that go on here as well. Oh yes, there are some cool buildings too!
This stop we will talk about who stayed in these places, its interesting history and its uses for today. Could be fun!
Here we get to talk about how awesome Rembrandt was and all the crazy things that he did. Wrap up the overview of Amsterdam.
We will have a chat about the type of museums in the Netherlands and Amsterdam. Of course the surrounding buildings and area .
A brief background on how it started and where it is today!
This is where conclude our tour and share about all the madness around us and retract on the things we got to see.
Highlights
What's included
Traveller Ratings
Important Information
- Wheelchair accessible
- Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
Reviews(115)
So much fun! One of the best tours I’ve ever been on. We learned a lot about Amsterdam and had constant laughs. Our two guides were the best! Highly recommend this tour.
Thanks so much! "One of the best tours I've ever been on" is the kind of review we never get tired of reading. We're glad you learned plenty, laughed even more, and had such a great time with our guides. Thanks for the recommendation!
It was great! A fun and enjoyable way to discover the city. The guide (Jack) was very careful of our needs. I also really liked the length and the pace of the tour. Highly recommended!
Thanks so much! Glad Jack looked after you and kept the tour at just the right pace. Exploring Amsterdam should be fun, not a marathon. Thanks for the recommendation, and hope to see you again!
Our guide Jack was super engaging and highly knowledgeable, but not overbearing or nothing, and flexible enough to be able to veer off script whenever we asked him about something unrelated. Pretty much felt like exploring the city with a buddy who's a local to the area. Learned a lot and even got some sweet recs for later!
Love hearing this! Feeling like you're exploring Amsterdam with a local friend is exactly what we aim for. We'll make sure Jack sees your kind words. Hope those recommendations made the rest of your trip even better!
Love These Tours and Amsterdam didn't disappoint! The tours are highly relevant and include much more than a standard free walking tour. The guides are well versed in the traditional stories of the city but also clearly know and understand the deeper layers of the culture. We learnt so much about the unfolding of this country and it's liberism and multicultural and multilayered social systems. Fascinating to hear how the country was literally reclaimed from the sea and how and more importantly - WHO - built Amsterdam and the country. Lots of depth to the delivery on sensitive topics that need to be discussed if we are going to make changes in our world. Thanks so much Rude Bastards. You definitely didn't disappoint in the quality of information with a lot of fun and laughs along the way. Looking forward to the Berlin tour now! See you soon!
Thanks so much! Reviews like this are exactly why we do what we do. We're glad you enjoyed the deeper side of Amsterdam's history, not just the postcard version. Thanks for trusting us with the more complicated stories as well as the laughs. We'll be ready to welcome you to Berlin. Just don't expect us to behave any better there!
A truely fantastic experience! The guide is able to create a funny atmosphere, explaining historical fact with a very hilarious jokes. I will take parte to the tour also in the other city I will visit soon!
We're so glad you enjoyed it! History always goes down better with a few laughs, and that's exactly what we aim for. We can't wait to welcome you on one of our tours in another city. See you again soon!
We met up with Alex spot on time for a relaxed funny and very informative tour, covering tons of local history, he could not have done a better job, top class Richard & Jennine
Flora was an amazing guide! She made the tour fun and not boring. It was a one of a kind experience and I would definitely recommend it if you’d like a few chuckles along the way
Thank you! We’re so happy you enjoyed the tour with Flora. She has a great way of keeping things fun and engaging while sharing the city’s stories. We’re thrilled you had such a one-of-a-kind experience and appreciate the recommendation!
Flora was awesome. Very insightful, in an irreverent way. We loved the sights, and the off color commentary! Would highly recommend!
Flora is a star and we love to see other people pick up on that! Thank you so much for your review. :)
Tour was amazing! Very fun and funny and we got to see and learn so much of Amsterdam. Our tour guide was great but we can't remember her name! She was from Hungary and wore a great yellow jacket :) Make sure you bring cash to tip your guide because we forgot to do this beforehand. Would highly recommend :)
Haha thank you, we will tell our Hungarian guide with a yellow jacket that you really appreciated their tour! ;)
Flóra was a great guide with lots of great info about Amsterdam locations and history, as well as funny jokes along the way! A very fun tour that I highly recommend to anyone visiting Amsterdam looking for a more non-traditional experience.
Thank you on behalf of Flora, we always love to hear from our guests! Make sure to check out our other tours if you visit other cities.
