Excellent.. love it !
It was an AWESOME trip. Great friends and people. Very polite !
事業者からの返答
Thank you so much for the amazing review! We’re thrilled to hear you had an AWESOME time with us. Our crew always aims to create a friendly and enjoyable atmosphere where everyone feels welcome. We’re glad you enjoyed the experience and the great company along the way. We hope to see you again for another Boat Tour Miami Sightseeing adventure!
Endearing Tour
The tour guide couldn't stop cracking me up. It was interesting to see the fabulous homes of well known people.
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Thank you for sharing your experience with us! We’re so happy to hear that our tour guide kept you laughing and made the experience even more entertaining. One of the most exciting parts of our tour is discovering the spectacular homes and learning interesting stories about the famous people who have called Miami home. We hope you join us again for another Celebrity Cruise and more Millionaire’s Row Sightseeing!
Great tour!
Awesome experience!
Beautiful views and history tour.
事業者からの返答
Thank you for the fantastic review! We’re thrilled that you had an awesome experience and enjoyed both the beautiful views and the history shared during the tour. There’s no better way to discover Miami than from the water, with the skyline all around you. We hope to see you again soon for another memorable Miami Skyline Cruise!
Pleasure
Nice experience, I liked it a lot
事業者からの返答
¡Muchas gracias por tu reseña! Nos alegra mucho saber que te gustó tanto nuestro Miami Pirate Boat Tour: Skyline & Celebrity Homes. ¡Esperamos verte de nuevo pronto a bordo! 🏴☠️⛵
Good
Very good Pirate boat, nice tour
事業者からの返答
¡Muchas gracias! Nos alegra que hayas disfrutado tanto de nuestro Miami Pirate Boat Tour: Skyline & Celebrity Homes. ¡Nos encanta que el barco pirata te haya gustado tanto! Esperamos verte de nuevo pronto a bordo. 🏴☠️⛵
1 Star: Save Your Money, This Is NOT a Pirate Experience
If you're thinking about booking this because your children are excited about a pirate adventure, stop. Save your money and book a normal sightseeing cruise instead.
Calling this a “pirate experience” is a rather impressive piece of marketing. The boat looks vaguely pirate-themed, and apparently that's where the pirate experience begins and ends.
No pirates. No pirate entertainment. No pirate atmosphere. No interaction. No fun pirate activities. Nothing.
We spent the trip waiting for the actual pirate experience to start. Spoiler alert: it never did.
The boat itself is old and desperately in need of some care and maintenance. It certainly has an authentic pirate look, although more “pirate ship that's been abandoned for several years” than swashbuckling adventure.
The children were also supposed to receive pirate hats, according to the tour description. No hats. Apparently even the pirates couldn't afford them.
The “2-for-1” Drinks Deal
Then there's the drinks promotion.
The normal price of a drink is $15. We were offered a “2-for-1” deal, which sounds pretty straightforward: buy one for $15 and get a second one free.
Except that's not what happened.
The so-called 2-for-1 deal was actually two drinks for $20. In other words, you're not getting a second drink free at all. You're simply being offered two drinks for a different combined price.
Calling that “2-for-1” is, at best, extremely misleading.
Apparently, on this pirate ship, even the mathematics has been taken hostage.
And Then Comes the “Free Holiday Raffle”
There was also an offer for a “free holiday raffle.”
This sounds great until you discover that the offer is tied to a timeshare sales pitch. What initially sounds like a free holiday opportunity turns into a sales presentation designed to get you interested in purchasing a timeshare.
So another “free” offer that comes with a fairly large asterisk attached.
If you're expecting a fun family pirate adventure, the last thing you probably expect is to spend your time being exposed to sales promotions.
What You Actually Get
The sightseeing itself is perfectly fine. Miami looks great from the water, and most of the staff were polite and pleasant.
But here's the problem:
This isn't really a pirate tour. It's a sightseeing tour wearing a pirate costume.
If the advertisement simply said “Miami sightseeing cruise on a pirate-style boat,” I wouldn't have much to complain about.
But when you sell it as a pirate adventure, families reasonably expect their children to actually experience something pirate-themed.
Instead:
No pirates.
No treasure hunt.
No pirate games.
No pirate entertainment.
No pirate atmosphere.
No children's hats.
Just Miami.
And apparently a drinks promotion and a timeshare sales pitch thrown in for good measure.
If you want a sightseeing cruise, book a sightseeing cruise.
If you want a pirate adventure for your children, look elsewhere.
The most adventurous part of this experience was apparently trying to find the pirates.
One star. And that's being generous.
事業者からの返答
Thank you for taking the time to share such detailed feedback.
Our experience combines sightseeing in Miami with a pirate-themed vessel and includes elements of that theme, but it is primarily a sightseeing experience rather than an interactive pirate adventure with treasure hunts, games, or live pirate entertainment. We understand that this distinction may not have matched the expectations you had for your children.
Regarding the pirate hats and the drink promotion, we appreciate you bringing these points to our attention and will review them with our team to ensure the information and onboard offerings are communicated clearly.
Regarding the holiday raffle mentioned in your review, this promotion is not operated, managed, or provided by Miami Aqua Tours. It is handled independently by the party responsible for that promotion.
We’re glad you enjoyed the views of Miami from the water and found most of our staff polite and pleasant. We appreciate your feedback regarding the overall experience and will share your comments with our operations and management teams.