Tours/Amsterdam/Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam (CYHIT)
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Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam (CYHIT)

4.9(111)Amsterdam1 hour
VIATOR4.8(5)TRIPADVISOR4.9(106)

Description

This tour of Amsterdam is much different than the usual politically correct. Think of this as the politically incorrect tour of Amsterdam, so bear that in mind when going on this tour. It will be full of bad language, bad taste jokes and, yes, of course, a history lesson!. No snowflakes allowed!

Tour Options

Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam (CYHIT)
  • Walking tour

Itinerary

25 min

Our guide meets and greets, explains the tour and the location and the introduction of the city Amsterdam.

15 min

Details of why this place is and was so important. Your guide will give an overview about why this city is the way it is. Of course some fun local tips. Most importantly, the first registered tapper, Vrerick Geritssen starts selling beer 1606!

10 min

This is one of the oldest inhabited parts of the city. Your guide will describe how life was like back then, how much fun it was and what kind of stuff they dug up from this area.

20 min

We will share what each century contributed and what changes were done at this location. Naturally describe all the other modern day events that go on here as well. Oh yes, there are some cool buildings too!

15 min

This stop we will talk about who stayed in these places, its interesting history and its uses for today. Could be fun!

Admission not included15 min

Here we get to talk about how awesome Rembrandt was and all the crazy things that he did. Wrap up the overview of Amsterdam.

Admission not included15 min

We will have a chat about the type of museums in the Netherlands and Amsterdam. Of course the surrounding buildings and area .

5 min

A brief background on how it started and where it is today!

25 min

This is where conclude our tour and share about all the madness around us and retract on the things we got to see.

Highlights

Local Guide

What's included

Included
Local Guide
Not included
Gratuities
Lunch

Traveller Ratings

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Important Information

  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Suitable for all physical fitness levels

Reviews(111)

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Connector23439418336
June 29, 2026
An alternative way to visit and laugh in Amsterdam!

A truely fantastic experience! The guide is able to create a funny atmosphere, explaining historical fact with a very hilarious jokes. I will take parte to the tour also in the other city I will visit soon!

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Richthefish22
November 28, 2025
Excellent tour

We met up with Alex spot on time for a relaxed funny and very informative tour, covering tons of local history, he could not have done a better job, top class Richard & Jennine

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K8258OTbrittanym
June 29, 2025
Humorous tour with Flora (not Lora)

Flora was an amazing guide! She made the tour fun and not boring. It was a one of a kind experience and I would definitely recommend it if you’d like a few chuckles along the way

Operator response

Thank you! We’re so happy you enjoyed the tour with Flora. She has a great way of keeping things fun and engaging while sharing the city’s stories. We’re thrilled you had such a one-of-a-kind experience and appreciate the recommendation!

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O9983INdanaf
June 12, 2025
Outstanding!

Flora was awesome. Very insightful, in an irreverent way. We loved the sights, and the off color commentary! Would highly recommend!

Operator response

Flora is a star and we love to see other people pick up on that! Thank you so much for your review. :)

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237jaena
April 24, 2025
10/10

Tour was amazing! Very fun and funny and we got to see and learn so much of Amsterdam. Our tour guide was great but we can't remember her name! She was from Hungary and wore a great yellow jacket :) Make sure you bring cash to tip your guide because we forgot to do this beforehand. Would highly recommend :)

Operator response

Haha thank you, we will tell our Hungarian guide with a yellow jacket that you really appreciated their tour! ;)

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G2691RFderekw
March 22, 2025
Great and funny tour of Amsterdam City Centre

Flóra was a great guide with lots of great info about Amsterdam locations and history, as well as funny jokes along the way! A very fun tour that I highly recommend to anyone visiting Amsterdam looking for a more non-traditional experience.

Operator response

Thank you on behalf of Flora, we always love to hear from our guests! Make sure to check out our other tours if you visit other cities.

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812hanishs
February 22, 2025
They live up to their name

Flora is really a charming girl. She fills your trip with positivity, humour and fun while also giving you knowledge about the city

Operator response

Thank you for Flora, our little flower, this is very kind of you to leave such a review. Much appreciated

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240drisse
January 24, 2025
Best tour in Amsterdam

Flora was exceptional ! The tour is full of interesting sights and recommendations !! Highly recommend if you are in Amsterdam 👌🏽

Operator response

That’s awesome to hear! Flora’s a total star and always knows how to make Amsterdam come alive. So glad you enjoyed the tour and her recommendations. Hope to see you again for another fun adventure!

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tonygT9651AK
October 27, 2024
Fun and great walking tour

Maya was great fun and informative. Clear instructions for meeting point…even contacted us via WhatsApp with photos of where to meet a couple of hours beforehand. This is the 2nd Rude Bastards tour we’ve done and we love them. It’s light hearted but gets you around the city and you see and learn things you would have otherwise missed. Highly recommended.

Operator response

Hi Tony, a second time RBT guest, awesome! Have you checked out other tours too? Thanks a lot for taking the time to write this review, always appreciated

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Marko L
October 7, 2024
Informative and entertaining

Maja was very knowledgeable, funny and helpful for any questions! Coolest walking tour I have been on! Highly recommend!

Operator response

Thank you Marko, we are so happy to hear you enjoyed Maja’s tour!

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