Guapatini's Show Bar, #1 thing to do PDC (Badge of Excellence)
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Voted the #1 best thing to do in Puerto Del Carmen, on Lanzarote by travellers ranking and awarded tripadvisors award of excellence in less than a year of being open. Guapatini's Show Bar, immerse yourself in a vibrant evening of comedy, live singing, and dazzling performances hosted by the incomparable Contessa Guapatini. Located in Puerto del Carmen, this family-friendly venue offers an exciting atmosphere filled with laughter and audience participation. Enjoy a spectacular drag show featuring talented entertainers with a mix of cheeky humor and stunning costumes, ensuring an unforgettable night. Perfect for special occasions or simply a fun night out, this show is a must-see for both locals and visitors alike. Kids only 15e making it a fantastic choice for families. HEADS UP... DOORS OPEN AT 8PM SHOW STARTS 9PM ( so we have time to get you all seated and with a drink) FINISHES 11:15
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PLEASE NOTE WE ARE IN THE CENTRE OF PUERTO DEL CARMEN IN CENTRO ATLANTICO. NO MATTER HOW HARD WE TRY, WE CANNOT GET THE MARVELLOUS VIATOR OR TRIPADVISOR TO NOT PUT US IN TÍAS OR ARRECIFE. BUT WE ARE IN THE CENTRE OF PUERTO CARMEN JUST OFF THE BEACH HOPE THAT HELPS. Something you would never expect in a cabaret club in LANZAROTE. Three act whirlwind of 100% live singing hilarious comedy and unique audience participation (for the willing). Kids 15e and adults 20e New to LANZAROTE. Starring The Contessa Guapatini. In her own one woman show. Previously the number one thing to do on the whole Costa del Sol. Engaging fabulous, adorable but moreover, hilarious and suitable for the whole family. And we challenge your husbands to leave not having had a fabulous night too Check out the reviews to see for yourself. You won’t be disappointed.
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- Wheelchair accessible
- Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Infants are required to sit on an adult’s lap
- All areas and surfaces are wheelchair accessible
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
- Flashing lights
Reviews(368)
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Absolutely hilarious from start to finish! We were laughing the whole night, and the atmosphere was brilliant. I even got pulled up on stage, which my Mrs absolutely loved (I think she enjoyed that part more than I did! 😂). The performer was incredibly talented, quick-witted, and had the whole room laughing from beginning to end. It was such a fun, entertaining show and easily one of the highlights of our holiday. If you’re in Lanzarote and looking for a great night out, I’d highly recommend it!
What a fantastic night, would definitely go again. Laughed that much my face hurt
Great show. Perfect for the family. Drag show with a difference not your normal mainstream typical show.. hilarious!!!
Fantastic night the Countessa was excellent a very funny show with some audience participation. The staff were friendly and attentive the drinks measures were very good and the wine was nice. We are residents so the reduction in the ticket price was a steal. The countessa was available after the show for photos and a conversation. Definitely worth a visit this was our third time and we will return at some point in the future. Kevin & Shelagh PDC
It was so funny and an amazing, entertaining night. We would definitely go again. It is a must see.
What an amazing night , if you haven’t been and like a good laugh get it booked such a good funny night
Thank you so much for this wonderful review and we are really thrilled you had a great night with us. We look forward to welcoming you again. Yours sincerely Paul, The Contessa and everybody here at Guapatini’s Showbar.
the show was excellent . went with my partner and family , great fun for everyone , gets the audience involved and some light hearted slagging with the audience which was absolutely hilarious .. we had just left the show and we all agreed that we’d want to go again ! :)
Are very kind well we will all love to see you again. Although The Contessa says she never slags anybody off just helpful hints she believes in sharing the love ha ha ha. But once again, thank you for coming and thank you for this tremendous review. Yours sincerely Paul, The Contessa and everybody here at Guapatini’s Showbar
Absolutely brilliant Nothing like I’ve ever seen in Lanza, pure gorgeous queer culture, best show I’ve ever seen in Lanza by a long shot! Thrilled I went
What a fabulous review and how kind of you to write it I’m sure The Contessa will be blushing terribly thank you so much for choosing us and choosing Guapatini’s as I know the nights out on holiday are always very precious. Please do come and visit us again. Yours sincerely Paul and everybody at Guapatini’s Showbar
Brilliant night out, laughed from start to finish. Would 100% recu
Thank you so much this wonderful endorsement. So glad you had a great time with us and we look forward to welcoming you again. Yours sincerely Paul and everybody at Guapatini’s Showbar
Booked on website… nice and easy. 20 euro each It’s located in a centre with bars etc. behind Hennessys.. as per the info shared. The area looks a bit run down tbh but I wouldn’t let that put you off. On arrival your table Is reserved with your name on a blackboard heart… nice touch. Bar staff are great and very attentive getting more drinks etc. 9 euro for a pint of tropical and a Guinness (can only but that’s good). So thought pricing of drinks was pretty good Enjoyed the show… especially the “face” part. Some audience participation but it’s all done in a friendly way. Encouraged to have a pic with the host afterwards which was a nice touch. It wasn’t full when we went but that did not detract from the show Host business was badly impacted by COVID so great to see you are making a phoenix come back- bravo!! Was surprised to see quite young kids there but there was no swearing and the more adult references I guess went over heads. Reading the info it does say family friendly, your call if you take younger kids. I do wonder if the kids weren’t present would we have got a slightly more adult show… I enjoyed the evening, thank you
This is really kind of you to write such a long and informative review for anybody thinking about coming. I think it’s all the years in Panto that taught me to be cheeky naughty without being crude and yes, it can be a little bit more cheeky when there aren’t children around. But not terribly much so indefinitely not vulgar or crude perhaps a little bit more naughty but thank you for this wonderful review. And thank you for taking the time to write it every single review means so much. We very much look forward to your next visit.. Yours sincerely, Paul, The Contessa and everybody at Guapatini’s Showbar
