Polynesische Brand Luau in Orlando

We attended the show in Kissimmee. The doors opened at 5:30pm, and the buffet was open upon arrival. It was absolutely awful...really, really awful. It consisted of shredded pork, pieces of dark meat chicken, plain white rice, plain steamed vegetables, lettuce with croutons and dressing available, macaroni salad, and rolls. Dessert was pineapple cake. Every single item was bland and tasteless. There were no sauces or seasoning whatever. The food was completely plain. We were shocked that the owners would offer such slop. The advertised showtime was 6:00pm - 8:00pm. The "show" started at 6:10pm with some musicians and a host. They played a few songs and then invited audience members up to the stage to learn the hula, all of which seemed like a reasonable way to open. They stopped at 6:30pm, stating that the show was ready to begin. However, we just sat there for 30 minutes, as the show didn't resume until 7:00pm. Over the next 60 minutes terrific dancers periodically performed with a fire dance finale. However, the entire main event included about five more audience participation dancing and drum playing. In total, the Polynesian dancing for this two-hours performance was about 30 minutes. Most of the evening consisted of watching diners get up on the stage. While the professional dancers were wonderful, the production itself was absolutely terrible. We did not pay to watch audience members. I have been to luaus in Hawaii and around the Orlando area for many years, and this one was pathetic in comparison. Obviously, I don't recommend this performance.

The people are beautiful, but the ambience, dark no table lights. The food was horrible and cold. The sound system was muffled.

Show was good. But buffet was terrible. Fatty pulled pork, beef meatballs flavorless, salmon dry even flaring in sauce. White rice and noodles all carbs. Biscuits/cakes dominated an entire row with no identification as to what it was. I had a salad. Can’t screw up lettuce, croutons and onions.

🌺🔥 What an AMAZING Polynesian dinner experience! The food was incredible, the entertainment was unforgettable, and the whole atmosphere was filled with so much energy and culture! 🌴💃🏽✨ Definitely an experience I’ll never forget! ❤️🌺

Website says doors open at 6 when in fact they opened at 530. Also says cash bar only, not true, they take cards. Overall entertaining show. Buffet was ok!

Wow! Talk about awesome! Me and my Husband had the best time! Would definitely go again!! One of a kind

Great experience My wife and I loved the show Better than we expected All dancing was authentic & extremely well done Fire dancing was amazing We will have this on our list to bring out of town guests to

Great Food, and the show was amazing. The venue was easy to find and seating was very comfortable. We had a great view of the stage.

Great food, drinks, show and atmosphere! Arrived to a traditional lay from our host. Food was phenomenal. Fire dance stole the show.

We had a fantastic time at the Polynesian Fire Luau show. The food was delicious, and all of the staff were friendly, welcoming, and attentive throughout the evening. The band was excellent and kept the energy high with great music. The High Chief was an incredibly entertaining emcee who had the audience engaged and laughing the entire time. The dancers were vibrant, talented, and full of energy, making every performance exciting to watch. The highlight of the night was the fire twirling show—it was both amazing and a little scary at times! The skill and precision of the performers were truly impressive. This was a memorable experience from start to finish, and I highly recommend it to anyone looking for a fun and authentic luau experience. Five stars! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐