Edificio GVB - Estación central. ¡La guía estará AFUERA con una mini bandera amarilla! (Junto al Café-Restaurante Loetje)
Descripción
Somos el único City Tour que es divertido, alternativo e políticamente incorrecto. A diferencia de los recorridos a pie gratuitos que se limitan a conferencias formales y narraciones educadas, nuestro Recorrido Divertido ofrece una visión brutalmente honesta y genuinamente divertida de la historia de Ámsterdam; repleta de comedia negra y muchas risas.
Espera humor políticamente incorrecto e historias sobre el Siglo de Oro holandés, el comercio colonial, el Barrio Rojo y Ámsterdam durante la Segunda Guerra Mundial que muchas guías no se atreverían a contar. Nuestros guías son locales y tienen historias, no guiones, por lo que cada tour tiene su propia personalidad, bromas y sorpresas. También descubrirás cómo el pasado de Ámsterdam moldeó la ciudad que ves hoy.
Comenzando en Centraal Station, caminamos por Dam Square y el centro histórico de Ámsterdam, explorando el Siglo de Oro holandés, el Barrio Rojo, la historia colonial y la historia de Anne Frank. ¡Reserva tu lugar ahora y únete a nosotros para historias, risas y recuerdos!
Opciones de la excursión
Tour de los Bastardos Rudos de Amsterdam (CYHIT)
Tour a pie
Itinerario
Centraal Station
25 min
Nuestro guía se encuentra y saluda, explica el recorrido y la ubicación y la introducción de la ciudad de Ámsterdam.
Cafe Karpershoek
15 min
Detalles de por qué este lugar es y fue tan importante. Su guía le dará una descripción general de por qué esta ciudad es como es. Por supuesto, algunos consejos locales divertidos. ¡Lo más importante es que el primer recolector registrado, Vrerick Geritssen, comienza a vender cerveza en 1606!
Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna
10 min
Esta es una de las zonas habitadas más antiguas de la ciudad. Su guía describirá cómo era la vida en ese entonces, lo divertido que era y qué tipo de cosas desenterraron de esta área.
Dam Square & Damstraat
20 min
Compartiremos lo que contribuyó cada siglo y qué cambios se hicieron en este lugar. Describe naturalmente todos los demás eventos modernos que ocurren aquí también. Oh, sí, ¡también hay algunos edificios geniales!
Begijnhof
15 min
En esta parada hablaremos de quiénes se quedaron en estos lugares, su interesante historia y sus usos para la actualidad. ¡Podría ser divertido!
Museum Het Rembrandthuis
Entrada no incluida15 min
Aquí hablamos de lo increíble que era Rembrandt y de todas las locuras que hizo. Resuma la descripción general de Ámsterdam.
Amsterdam Museum
Entrada no incluida15 min
Tendremos una charla sobre el tipo de museos en Holanda y Amsterdam. Por supuesto, los edificios circundantes y el área.
Bloemenmarkt
5 min
¡Un breve resumen de cómo empezó y dónde está hoy!
The Waag
25 min
Aquí es donde concluimos nuestro recorrido y compartimos toda la locura que nos rodea y nos retractamos de las cosas que pudimos ver.
Qué incluye
Incluido
Guía local
No incluido
Propinas
Almuerzo
Valoraciones de viajeros
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Información importante
Accesible para silla de ruedas
Los bebés y los niños pequeños pueden ir en un cochecito o en una silla de paseo
Se admiten animales de asistencia
Hay opciones de transporte público disponibles en las cercanías
Adecuado para todos los niveles de aptitud física
Cancelación
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Opiniones(117)
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K756SUscottb
September 4, 2026
Engaging tour and guide
Jack was an extremely engaging and fun guide. This was a nice change from some more scripted tours we’ve taken in other cities. He set a good pace, but took time to go into more detail when something caught our interest. Well worth the time and money for an introduction to Amsterdam. Highly recommended!
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W4529NLheidih
August 27, 2026
Fun tour of Amsterdam
We met Sydney for our Amsterdam tour and were very lucky to be the only patrons. Our tour was full of interesting information and facts we would not have found out for ourselves. He was easy to talk to amd answered all our questions. We were a little sad when it ended. Highly recommended.
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Eric_L
July 24, 2026
Excellent tour!
So much fun! One of the best tours I’ve ever been on. We learned a lot about Amsterdam and had constant laughs. Our two guides were the best! Highly recommend this tour.
Respuesta del operador
Thanks so much! "One of the best tours I've ever been on" is the kind of review we never get tired of reading. We're glad you learned plenty, laughed even more, and had such a great time with our guides. Thanks for the recommendation!
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Odyssey33151721720
July 17, 2026
Definitely to do!
It was great! A fun and enjoyable way to discover the city. The guide (Jack) was very careful of our needs. I also really liked the length and the pace of the tour. Highly recommended!
Respuesta del operador
Thanks so much! Glad Jack looked after you and kept the tour at just the right pace. Exploring Amsterdam should be fun, not a marathon. Thanks for the recommendation, and hope to see you again!
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sydneyk770
July 8, 2026
Engaging but super chill
Our guide Jack was super engaging and highly knowledgeable, but not overbearing or nothing, and flexible enough to be able to veer off script whenever we asked him about something unrelated. Pretty much felt like exploring the city with a buddy who's a local to the area. Learned a lot and even got some sweet recs for later!
Respuesta del operador
Love hearing this! Feeling like you're exploring Amsterdam with a local friend is exactly what we aim for. We'll make sure Jack sees your kind words. Hope those recommendations made the rest of your trip even better!
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AmsterdamSparkles
July 4, 2026
The most honest tour I've ever been on
Love These Tours and Amsterdam didn't disappoint! The tours are highly relevant and include much more than a standard free walking tour. The guides are well versed in the traditional stories of the city but also clearly know and understand the deeper layers of the culture. We learnt so much about the unfolding of this country and it's liberism and multicultural and multilayered social systems. Fascinating to hear how the country was literally reclaimed from the sea and how and more importantly - WHO - built Amsterdam and the country. Lots of depth to the delivery on sensitive topics that need to be discussed if we are going to make changes in our world. Thanks so much Rude Bastards. You definitely didn't disappoint in the quality of information with a lot of fun and laughs along the way. Looking forward to the Berlin tour now! See you soon!
Respuesta del operador
Thanks so much! Reviews like this are exactly why we do what we do. We're glad you enjoyed the deeper side of Amsterdam's history, not just the postcard version. Thanks for trusting us with the more complicated stories as well as the laughs. We'll be ready to welcome you to Berlin. Just don't expect us to behave any better there!
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Connector23439418336
June 29, 2026
An alternative way to visit and laugh in Amsterdam!
A truely fantastic experience! The guide is able to create a funny atmosphere, explaining historical fact with a very hilarious jokes. I will take parte to the tour also in the other city I will visit soon!
Respuesta del operador
We're so glad you enjoyed it! History always goes down better with a few laughs, and that's exactly what we aim for. We can't wait to welcome you on one of our tours in another city. See you again soon!
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Richthefish22
November 28, 2025
Excellent tour
We met up with Alex spot on time for a relaxed funny and very informative tour, covering tons of local history, he could not have done a better job, top class
Richard & Jennine
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K8258OTbrittanym
June 29, 2025
Humorous tour with Flora (not Lora)
Flora was an amazing guide! She made the tour fun and not boring. It was a one of a kind experience and I would definitely recommend it if you’d like a few chuckles along the way
Respuesta del operador
Thank you! We’re so happy you enjoyed the tour with Flora. She has a great way of keeping things fun and engaging while sharing the city’s stories. We’re thrilled you had such a one-of-a-kind experience and appreciate the recommendation!
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O9983INdanaf
June 12, 2025
Outstanding!
Flora was awesome. Very insightful, in an irreverent way. We loved the sights, and the off color commentary! Would highly recommend!
Respuesta del operador
Flora is a star and we love to see other people pick up on that! Thank you so much for your review. :)
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